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NIGERIAN FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
From: "Mrs Farida Waziri" <[email protected]>
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29/08/2009 16:46
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ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY


The Economic & Financial Crimes Commission [EFCC], through our intelligence Monitoring Network have discovered that some group of unscrupulous elements have fraudulently using the federal government of Nigeria letter headed paper to miss-inform creditors like you causing a lot of problems and irregularities towards the release of your long overdue payment because of all this fraudulent act this office has duly intervened on the release of your funds. We have been mapped out to verify and investigate properly on your fund by the current president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Alhaji Umar Musa Yar'Dua. Based on our findings in this investigation department we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country, NIGERIA.


We were informed that some Hoodlums are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund which was long approved in your favour. As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation for some time, known to no one but the Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation teamed to help stop fraudulent activities in our country, and as well restore the image that has been tarnished by this group of people.


Although we have been able to come up with some good results about the people that have extorted money from you illegally, and we wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by writing back to us with the name of whom scammed you among them as we want to make sure your payment is routed to you without any further delay. Note that we will surely deal and bring to book the people using the names of government officials below. If only you will cooperate with us by indicating correctly any of them.


The Scammers using below government officials names have been arrested:

1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr. R. Rasheed
4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
5) Rev. Nicholas Smith (Guaranty Trust Bank Plc)
6) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
8) Dr. Patrick Aziza (Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member)
9) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
10) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
11) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
12) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
13) Barr Jacob Onyema
14) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
15) Mr John Aluko & Mr.Babatunde Douglas: Inland Bank Nigeria Plc.
16) Mr.Rotimi A Williams


The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the EFCC and some of them have eloped the country, and note that if any of them is caught and found guilty he/she we go to jail for 25 years (Twenty Five Years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the Constitution under the section 101(b)of criminal law. So we are waiting for you to write us back and inform us if any of the above names or any other one claiming to have your FUND from NIGERIA, have extorted money from you; or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior to bringing them to book and having your fund wired into your Bank account as nominated accordingly. Incase the name of the Hoodlum that scammed you is not listed above, we will advise that you forward to us his/her name and his contact so that we can trace them and as well bring them to book.


We apologise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any delay and lost this must have caused you in any way and promise that such thing will not occur again in the future. More importantly, if you are currently dealing with any one of them regarding your fund, we urge you to stop further contact with them as you are taking a very big risk!!! It might interest you to know that you will never get your fund from them as they have nothing to offer. The hoodlums will continue coming up with expenses and thereby requesting for money from you until you go Bankrupt.


Mrs. Farida Waziri

Contact me immediately, as we are here to fight crimes and serve humanity the best way we can. Official notice has been sent to Foreign Security Units in collaboration to ensure genuine and success implementation of all payment done over funds owed to beneficiaries. We shall further monitor your funds until you receive your fund.


We look forward to your maximum cooperation in anticipation.



Mrs Farida Waziri
chairperson,
EFCC.


Awaiting your earliest response,
Mrs. Farida Waziri
(Assist)Dr Gabriel Zyggy
Efcc Chairperson

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Very reassuring isn't it. . .:001_tt2:
 
Very reassuring isn't it. . .:001_tt2:

Well, it's certainly set my mind at ease.:lol::lol:

There seems to be a certain mentality among a minority of Nigerians that suggests to them that we are incredibly stupid. Or maybe not us in particular but people in general...

It was put to me last year, by a Nigerian student in fact, that there remain areas (of Nigeria) where processes and procedures are so slack, and officials so naive, that this level of deception is actually effective.

Earlier this year I had a course applicant attempt to convince me that television in Nigeria was "just starting up" and that the crudely laid out, inkjet-printed testimonials he had from "The Nigerian National Broadcast Institute" were genuine... :D

Quite apart from the fact that one of my old bosses used to spend his summers overseeing the installation of the ex-BBC equipment that was shipped over to Nigeria in the late 70's; and thus I knew that not only was broadcasting well established but quite advanced. And that we already had legitimate Nigerian students...

The "The Nigerian National Broadcast Institute" doesn't even come up on a simple search... :lol::lol:
 
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