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The worst gadget of all time

  • Thread starter Scottish Business Owner
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1) The Altimeter factory-fitted to a Mitsubishi Pajero I recently considered buying

2) The Baird Pneumatic Undersock

3) The Bühlmann tables that come with a Rolex Submariner Watch.
 
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1. Oakley Thump Sunglasses
2. Motorola ROKR E1
3. BBQ Donut - its not what you think....
 
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1) The Altimeter factory-fitted to a Mitsubishi Pajero I recently considered buying

2) The Baird Pneumatic Undersock

3) The Bühlmann tables that come with a Rolex Submariner Watch.

Matt you stole my thunder! :p (I wont even pretend to know what any of them are!)

OK i'm gonna admit to actually owning these hence my choices.

1. Fisher Space Pen (Ran out after a week - not ideal during a moon walk!)
2. Coin sorter (Not any coin sorter though as the one i had didn't sort the coins and kept jamming!)
3. Magentic Window Cleaner (This may have been my fault but the first time I tried this I cracked the window! Cost four times as much to actually fix the glass. Now gathers dust and window cleaner is back :p)
 
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....Altimiter; as in a meter that tells you how far above sea level like you'd get in an aeroplane; Except THIS one was fitted, by the manufacturer, in a 4X4 car! It also had a roll meter and an artificial horizon!!!

The Baird Pneumatic undersock comprised basically of a half-inflated baloon placed inside the shoe. 'walking on air' wasn't a bad idea as Dr Martin later proved. But John Logie Baird's version (yes the same bloke who invented television) kept bursting and/or perishing and inflicting the wearer with the most god-awful smelly feet!

Bühlmann tables are diver's decompression tables. Anyone capable of Scuba diving to any depth these days will probably have a wrist-worn dive computer to monitor the dive. In time past though they DID use these 'ready reckoners' aided by the setting ring on the outside of their watch....

...thing is, IF you know what these things are and how to use them you're going to have become VERY familiar with them long before you take the rather daft notion of spending three grand on a watch! And will long-since have spent a sixth of that figure on a dive computer...

The only thing slightly dafter than this I've come across is the Breitling watch which has the facility to calculate your airspeed set against fuel consumption in order that you might establish what remaining flight time you have whilst piloting your private aircraft.... As a friend of mine pointed out; if you're flying along and are reduced to working out your remaining flight time on your watch you're in SERIOUS trouble and really ought to be looking for a place to ditch!!!

Magentic Window Cleaner (This may have been my fault but the first time I tried this I cracked the window! Cost four times as much to actually fix the glass. Now gathers dust and window cleaner is back )

The clue's in the name ;) Magnetic Window Cleaner.... You obviously have non-magnetic windows! :001_smile::001_smile:
 
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1. Fisher Space Pen (Ran out after a week - not ideal during a moon walk!)

is it not a myth that NASA spent millions researching and developing a pen that would write in zero gravity... and the Russians simply used a pencil? :thumbup1:
 
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is it not a myth that NASA spent millions researching and developing a pen that would write in zero gravity... and the Russians simply used a pencil? :thumbup1:

Fisher themselves funded the development and promoted the pen in the wake of the Apollo missions; it wasn't NASA contrary to popular belief... Who ALSO used pencils! Mind you; they had to be chinagraph pencils I believe... dunno why...
 
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Burst out laughing when I seen these:

USB Slippers


I wonder if they are "bootable" LOL

Cheered up a cold Monday evening!
 
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